5 fun sayings for today   spell 1:   He: Can I have your number? 
 you: If the phone book 
 He: Oh okay, how 's your name? 
 you: If next;)   
 spell 2:   FSK 12: The best gets the girl ... 
 FSK 16: The Evil gets the girl ... 
 FSK18: Everyone gets the girl!   
 spell 3:   Have read so much about the evil effects 
 of smoking, drinking and sex, 
 was that I decided to 
 stop reading! : D   
 saying 4:   student is late for class! 
 Teacher: Why are you late? 
 P. Tjah is the best for last;)   
 saying 5:   Mc Donald's fries is now turning his''real''potatoes. What the hell were the previously given us??  
 Gets along well through the day;)